The night so far…
There was a protracted debate about Loz’s habit of saying “Is that
funny?” and Sam’s annoyance at Loz’s tendency to plan when to have
quests, since quests must be spontaneous.
Crosser came, but
left early.
Fleabag passed out in the middle of my
floor
Alice and Loz kept telling people to be quiet and gave
helpless looks when it was noisy, but at any point throughout the night
by far they were the two loudest people.
Ewan had a shower
with the door open, and was promptly joined by Fleabag for a rather
erotic experience.
Loz’s idea of ‘trying to calm people down’
consists of spraying all of my brand new shaving foam over them and
hitting them repeatedly with a pillow.
Sam’s request to have
a shower since he was completely covered in shaving foam resulted in a
rather naked Sam, genitals rather badly hidden by shaving foam,
wandering the corridors.
Fleabag threw up in the bathroom
sink and had to tranfser the chunks which wouldn’t go down into the
toilet. This resulted in a rather pukey penis when Loz was attempting to
simultaneously have a slashington.
A bunch went off to Da
Vinci’s pizza, on the way back Fleabag threw the wheelie bin, and its
entire contents, into the road.
Ewan sprayed detergent in the
oven and filled the entire bottom floor with smoke, setting off the
alarms.
The above took place whilst I was trying to calm
Kerry down over the noise and the rubbish across the pavement which
“looks like Belgrade”.
Whilst trying to calm him down from
threatening to reasonable, Alice, Loz, Fleabag, Sam and Ewan were all
seemingly trying to start a fight with him.
Loz managed to
get three Slayer songs into our Kerry-calming, although admittedly “it’s
like Seasons in the Abyss” didn’t really fit. Whilst this was rather
funny, what is not is Loz’s repetition throughout the whole night of
“Did you hear what I said to Kerry? I said”It’s like Seasons in the
Abyss”. Is that funny? Gis a badboy.”
I cleaned up the
rubbish, but was distraught to find amongst it Fleabag’s hardly touched
burger. Bastard, I wanted that :P
After Sam repeatedly asking
Alice for a rod he eventually got her in bed and chased after her when
she tried to run away. Naturally, I videoed it.
Everyone’s
seemingly got loud again. Mostly Loz from what I can
hear.
Fleabag’s passed out in the bathroom.
Sam
and Ewan are wrestling on Loz’s beds, one of whom is
naked.
And it’s only 2AM….